鑽扭腳筋

 想起面試那天
                                                                               
 和華健  陳腐
                                                                               
 一同去面試同家公司
                                                                               
 考官要我們一起面試
                                                                               
 好ㄅ   那就上ㄅ
                                                                               
                                                                               
 然後咧  既然是被問到問題了
                                                                               
 大家的想法肯定是各有千秋辣
                                                                               
 畢竟是要創意
                                                                               
 ㄆ

                                                                               
 陳甫先開口回答了
                                                                               
 $!%%#&$%&^%*&($^&引經據典  長篇大論了一下
                                                                               
 有點韓非子的感覺.............ㄎㄎ(不認識韓非子的人請自己去讀歷史課本)
                                                                               
 然後換華健
                                                                               
 不辣不辣不辣(ENGLISH...)~
                                                                               
 結果他們兩個都講完了
                                                                               
 靠ㄅ
                                                                               
 事情有二元論
                                                                               
 一個講黑
                                                                               
 一個講白
                                                                               
 幹    那我要講沙小

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 這時我看了看華健銳利又帶點猙獰的眼神(他說他不懂猙獰是什麼意思  哈哈)
                                                                               
 再望向陳甫如獅般的髮型(算是夠有派頭的了 整個氣勢都有了)
                                                                               
 突然想到了一個故事......
                                                                               
                                                                               
 鳥類和百獸的戰爭
                                                                               
 然後蝙蝠不知道自己到底要跟再哪一邊
                                                                               
 只好當個牆頭草
                                                                               
 ........
                                                                               
                                                                               
 最後變成被兩邊夾擊....
                         
                                                                              
 ㄆㄆ  其實我要說的重點不是這個.....
                                                                               
 只是突然想到這個故事
                                                                               
 因為陳腐的獅子頭   和華健老鷹般的眼神.....
                                                                               
 突然害我想起    KAKAKA